What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 11:58

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Yes sir it is.
How good is KIIT school of management at Bhubaneswar?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
After a few moments he returns.
Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?
{RING} {RING}
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Sure no problem officer.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
What are the causes of over sweating?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
HELLO
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.